Mademoiselle would like to invite any lovers of the stinking tuber [Melanosporum] to ring her human agents Heather and Bruce Ride if they would like to taste any of the this years crop of black Perigord truffle on zerothree52370232 no time wasters please.
For the back story of Mademoiselle's adventures click this link http://www.scribd.com/doc/4227182/Otway-Truffle
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On the matter of this so called swine flu mademoiselle would like to quote John Elliot ... pigs arse its all human!
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